Does getting your wisdom teeth out, working full time and reinstalling your operating system 6 times count as time consuming?....
Anyways, excuse time is over, let the Blogging begin!
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Classes started back up for me on Wednesday, and, as things usually go the first week, there wasn't a lot of homework.
What do you do if you're in a room full of Physics majors with no homework to do and a huge whiteboard?
THIS!
Lest you start to lose faith in physics majors, I shall attempt to make a story out of this, so you can understand what's going on!
Let's start at the beginning.
This is Admiral Bernie. Admiral Bernie is a brave levitating robot that can also double as a microwave.
In this picture, we see Peaches the cat enjoying a ride from inside Bernie.
In our next picture, we see that Peaches and Bernie are traveling to a scenic mountain range that hides illogicality from the rest of the world.
The first thing that they see is a large cup. Nothing about this cup is peculiar, except for it's size. It's a freaking huge cup, but then, Peaches and Bernie see a little red light of a harpoon gun sight being placed on the cup.
Oh no! The T-rex is shooting the cup with a harpoon gun in it's mouth!
No fear overly large Cup! The tank will take out the T-rex and make a fossil fuel for our great-great-great-great-grandchildren to use! But wait! The T-rex's bling-bling and mouse-hat are bulletproof! The Sun has a huge muscle!
All Hope is LOST!
A little cute ballerina girl will take out the sun with her Bow and Arrow! The T-rex takes a hit!
Order is restored! Chaos has been defeated!
Oh No! Peaches' nemesis Pegasus Dog appears! He's making a move on the ballerina, who is the only thing holding the sun back from taking over the earth!!!!!!
Peaches hatches a daring plan. He places his favorite stuffed animal, a whale named Cobra in the way of the T-rex's harpoon gun, freeing the cup to reveal it's superpower.
The Cup is actually a mystical device that can hold anything that it is called upon to hold. The Cup levitates over to the other side of the board and releases characters from the Star Trek Universe!
The Borg King, Mr. Spock, and Spock 2.0 are released into the Twilight Zone. They distract the Pegasus Dog with their dazzling wit about the Twilight Zone's illogicality while the USS Enterprise takes out the sun! This frees the ballerina to make her escape from the Pegasus Dog!
Way to go Peaches and Bernie! You saved the Day!
Hey, I said I would attempt to make a story out of this. Attempt - Get it? Don't judge me!
