Orlando Bloom: Beware

I recently found a picture of my Grandfather from his high school days. 

My Grandfather looks like Orlando Bloom!! 

Come on. You know you see it!

Orlando Bloom: I suggest you beware of your future. 

You are going to lose most of your hair.

 And your pretty-boy good looks are seriously in jeopardy.

Look out Orlando Bloom. The future is out to get you.