For instance: I was over at a friends house (my second home) yesterday around lunchtime.
Andrea: "People think that smoking is addictive. They should try this turkey!"
Andrea: The addicting turkey is no more. I ate it!
I have another friend, who wishes to be known only as MtnDew. He works at a Library.
People come in and ask him highly intelligent, deep philosophical questions.
Apparently, this happens several times a day. Sometimes I begin to lose faith in the human race.
I went to a local Hoppy Loppy this week for the first time. It was HUGE.
I must've wandered around the store for 5 minutes before seeing any sign of human life in there. I found a sales associate and latched onto her and began babbling about my desire to find balsa wood.
She looked at me like I was crazy.
When I had finished my daring foray into Hoppy Loppy, I took my balsa wood to the checkout stand to pay.
The guy checking me out noticed how hard I was gripping my hard sought balsa wood."First time in Hoppy Loppy?"
I nodded, ready to finish my purchase and get out of the store.
"It's okay. Looks like you had a pretty minor reaction. You should see the guys that come in here for the first time. They go kinda....crazy."
After paid for my balsa wood and walked to my car I made a silent vow to myself never to go into Hoppy Loppy again without reinforcements.
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